“The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter.”

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“While at a party, Churchill at some point got one ‘Gentle-Lady’ so upset and beside herself, she reportedly told him;

“Sir, if you were my husband, I’d poison your tea”!  Churchill, not fazed in the least, looked at the woman in question and quickly replied, “Ma’am, if you were my wife, I’d drink it”!

– Sir Winston Spencer Churchill read more